FREDDIE
FINGERSTM

Me, MyselF, & Irony can be more deadly than some.

Into My own SPACE where wannabes won't com.

Instead of trying to finish~off what their parents left~off, they would rather get~me~oFf.

Not only that, but they are determined to recreate Me.

No matter what I say, others always seem to make MY DAY.

From Nomad to NO MAN!

She distracted you with that Red Dress and high-end designer Shoes. All you were thinking about, Adam, was sticking your "WORM" in Madam's "Apple." Now, you're burning from the genitals, but in hell.

NO, Stupid. NOT Cupid!

We as "Human Beings" often think of love as a gift sent down from up Above, but the Doves are really Crows, and the Bow & Arrows are from one of Hell's Angels."

They hate me because I command respect, do it with Finesse, and don't Follow the rest. I must confess, It's lonely at the top with the best.