FREDDIE
FINGERSTM

When I talk, I SCREAM. When I walk, I KICK.

People can't stand to see someone that stands outside of their TV set because I'm set in the REAL reality show; better yet, The Movie, but it's not a blockbuster. I just live on the same BLOCK as these busters.

I guess they're trying to End my Life the same way Adam bit the Apple to Begin this Day.

I Feel like I'm in a lifelong, unscripted zombie movie where these people are constantly trying to TAKE~A~BITE to see what I'm like.

People plan to take~me~out on an unmarked expiration date, but I'm not their bitch.

I'm often looked at by so-called "men" as Feminine, and women friends refer to me as a Gentleman.

When it comes to you, don't bother me. DON'T CONFUSE ME with the rest of you.

I don't really need to say too much because everyone's obviously going to do whatever they want, literally.

I'm nothing like the average man. So-called "men," banned me from society, so that makes me an EX-Man: Mutated with SUPERPOWERS in order to defeat evildoers.

I'm like God of modern day. I know it seem odd for me to say, but I can't control my mastermind or well-mannered ways.